My Father was a Southern Baptist Minister, my Mother was Zen Buddhist.
She wasn't always Zen Buddhist though, before I was born she went on this mission trip to China to try and convert them.
            It backfired.
She came back meditating and chanting mantras...Dad thought she was possessed...by a really mellow demon.  He tried doing an Exorcism on her...but, being Southern Baptist and not Catholic he wasn't really clear on exactly how that was done, so he tried by
"Excorcising his Marital Rights" on her 'til all the evil came out.
That's right....
I am the product of an attempted Excorcism.